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3、在墓地的前院:"开车当心,我们会等着你的。"
4、In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
5、In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
6、On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
7、In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8、On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览
9、Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览
10、At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
11、In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览
12、Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览